I'm looking for a beautiful natural woman who wants nothing more than to be a house wive. She has a natural inclination to make the home an oasis of peace.

Stop reading if you're looking for a pen-pal to give you attention.

Partnership is about duty and responsibility towards each other. My responsibility is to provide for us, supply a home, protect and care for my woman.

I have kids. They live with their mother. I do not want more children.

I like cars, my job, my woman in high heels and a cozy home. I'm looking for the latter two. My home is in a small village in the eastern part of the country.

A non-exhaustive list of sports: gymnastics, cycling, swimming, boxing, wakeboard, and many more. Both partners should keep in shape to stay attractive for each other.

I like psychology. Sometimes I like to be on my own. Often I need silence.

I prefer original dates to expensive ones.

This joke makes me laugh every time I read it:
A Chinese guy comes into the pub, stands next to me and starts drinking.
I said to him: "Do you know any of those martial arts like Kung Fu, Jiu-Jitsu or Karate?"
He says: "Why da Fuck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinese?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my fucking beer!"

Things I love:
- Sports
- A woman who takes her time to make herself beautiful for me
- Driving
- Punctuality
- Cleanliness
- Order
- Friends
- Sauna
- Psychology, the dynamic between men and women
- 80s & 90s rock music
- Stand-up comedy (Bill Burr, Patrice O'Neal, ...)
- My home
- Time for myself

Things I hate:
- Whores
- Drama
- Vulgarity
- Nagging
- political correctness
- Disarray
- Filth
- People who are chronically late
- People who play victim
- Women who start fights with strangers, expecting their man to get them out of it
- Women who advertise themselves on social media when they are in a relationship
- The over use of emojis
- Sunbathing on a beach
- Hip Hop & Rap
- Bill Gates
- Women that make every second picture "private"
- People who say I hate too many things
- Busses

Things I love-hate:
- routine
- cooking

If you made it to this point, bravo! You have perseverance ... or you have a curious nature.

Answer the following question:
A propos duty and responsibility, what will you bring to the relationship?

And now I will make you lie:

Start your letter with a number. Your number of male sexual partners.

A woman should be seen, not heard.

Be demure. If you have pictures on social media showing your body to the world, I'm not interested.

Do sports, don't be promiscuous, be loyal, no Instagram models!

Description of the perfect woman:
She's a lady in the living room, a chef in the kitchen, a mistress in the bedroom and be lead with confidence and tenderness. For this woman I will go through hell. On a Bus.

With my woman I want to find one common activity. I'm thinking dance classes.

I like a beautiful woman, I don't want an Instagram model who spends her time on the phone, exposing herself to the world for "Likes" by strange men. My woman likes to dress up and be beautiful for me.

Feminine women are a rare treasure. My woman should aspire to a traditional role in the relationship. A woman's biology requires her to be receptive in all aspects of life. My woman should aspire to be a supporting wife. In turn I will take of her with acts of kindness. Men have their strengths and women have theirs. We should be similar in our beliefs and values and complement each other with our respective strengths.

You are magnificent and beautiful when you're natural: no Botox and no implants. Maintenance on the car is hassle enough, don't need one on my woman too. God gave you a marvelous natural hair color, please stick with it.

PS: No party girls.